22
Nov
2008

The Celebrity Trend Of Unusual Baby Names

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Every time a celebrity has a baby, I always look for the ridiculous name that is destined to be attached with the birth announcement.



Bronx Mowgli Wentz is just the latest celebrity baby to be given a name that will get him made fun of when he starts pre-school.


But, long before he arrived there were many others that were also gifted with strange names.

Here are the worst ones I have found:

  1. Sage Moonblood – Sylvester Stallone’s oldest son with wife Sasha Czack
  2. Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette – Illusionist Penn Jillette’s oldest son daughter (eek!)
  3. Tu Morrow – Rob Morrow’s daughter
  4. Tabooger – Dan Cortese’s son
  5. Banjo Patrick – Rachel Griffiths’ oldest son
  6. Cosmina Lawson – Nigella Lawson’s oldest daughter
  7. Audio Science – Actress Shannyn Sossamon oldest son
  8. Aurelius Cy – Elle MacPherson’s son
  9. Zowie Bowie- David Bowie’s son
  10. River Jude, Rainbow Joan of Arc, Leaf Joaquin, Liberty Mariposa and Summer Joy – Arlyn & John Phoenix’ kids
  11. Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily – Michael Hutchence daughter
  12. Pilot Inspektor – Jason Lee’s oldest son
  13. Jermajesty – Jermaine Jackson
  14. Diva Thin Muffin – Frank Zappa’s daughter
  15. Destry – Steven Spielberg

There Are 4 Responses So Far. »

  1. What about John Mellencamp’s daughter – Speck Wildhorse?

  2. Cosmina is an old Italian name. It’s just unused here. The rest of those names are stupid though.

  3. Actually, # 2, Moxie Crimefighter, is a GIRL, not a boy! Even Worse.

  4. Banjo is named after a very famous australian poet

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