Every time a celebrity has a baby, I always look for the ridiculous name that is destined to be attached with the birth announcement.
Bronx Mowgli Wentz is just the latest celebrity baby to be given a name that will get him made fun of when he starts pre-school.
But, long before he arrived there were many others that were also gifted with strange names.
Here are the worst ones I have found:
- Sage Moonblood – Sylvester Stallone’s oldest son with wife Sasha Czack
- Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette – Illusionist Penn Jillette’s oldest
- Tu Morrow – Rob Morrow’s daughter
- Tabooger – Dan Cortese’s son
- Banjo Patrick – Rachel Griffiths’ oldest son
- Cosmina Lawson – Nigella Lawson’s oldest daughter
- Audio Science – Actress Shannyn Sossamon oldest son
- Aurelius Cy – Elle MacPherson’s son
- Zowie Bowie- David Bowie’s son
- River Jude, Rainbow Joan of Arc, Leaf Joaquin, Liberty Mariposa and Summer Joy – Arlyn & John Phoenix’ kids
- Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily – Michael Hutchence daughter
- Pilot Inspektor – Jason Lee’s oldest son
- Jermajesty – Jermaine Jackson
- Diva Thin Muffin – Frank Zappa’s daughter
- Destry – Steven Spielberg