pregnancy musings

NO! I Am Not Having Twins!

As I head into the home stretch, I am finding that more people are asking about my pregnancy.


I must have an established enough bump to make people confident enough to ask about the baby and when he/she is coming.


While out shopping on Wednesday a clerk playfully asked me if I had had too much to eat. I laughed and said that I had been eating too much for 8 months now, but it would all be over soon.

That is when he looked up and said, “Is there more than one in there?”

To him I responded, “Your lucky that I have a good sense of humor. Most pregnant women would have clawed your eyes out for such a crummy comment. Oh – and no there is just one baby in here.”

Little bugger was lucky that the item I bought was so nice or else I would have walked away…

Who asks a pregnant woman if she’s having twins? UGHH!!

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Lisa Arneill

SAHM of 2 boys and founder of GrowingYourBaby.com, World Traveled Family and The World We Share. When I’m not running around after my boys, I’m looking for our next vacation spot!

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